Don't let's talk about Lisa
Don't let's even start
Let's leave Lisa out of this one
Lisa broke my heart Uh!
Gwenda Lynn was splendid
But her tendency to spendin'
Spun a little out of control
Tonight's on the town
And my poor bank account was
Crawlin' around on the floor
And pretty young Lisa, yeah
She could take a piece of your
Heart and lead you to the light
Lucy, Melinda, Loretta, and Lucinda
We could go on all night
But don't let's talk about Lisa
Don't let's even start
Let's leave Lisa out of this one
Lisa broke my heart Wooo!
Ouch!
Prescilla was a killer
Meaner than godzilla
But oh, what a pretty girl
And Dawn in the dawn
With the pom-pom's on
She could twirl like a tilt-a-whirl
There's wonderful women all over the world
I've said it again and again
But she whose name must not be spoken
Has it all over all of them So!
Don't let's talk about Lisa
Don't let's even start
Let's leave Lisa out of this one
Lisa broke my heart (Oh, yeah!)
You can talk about the weather
Cotton or leather
And do you think the Beatles
Should've really gotten back together
Talk about the truth, Mantle or Ruth?
Fabio, Dimaggio, or John Wilkes Booth
Don't let's talk about Lisa
Don't let's even start No! No!
Don't let's talk about Lisa please sir
Lisa broke my heart Ooooh,
Lisa, she's off limits man
Lisa broke my heart Oh
That'll do 'em one
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa broke my heart (Oh, Lisa)
You can talk about Hanson, Marilyn Manson
And do you think they'll ever have
A show down in Branson?
Talk about desire, Sosa or McGwire?
And is we in the fryin' pan
Or is we in the fire?
Talk about what's real and what you really feel
And how's about those mini-skirts on Ally McBeal (whistles)
Talk about the X-Files, Macaroons, and mistrials
And did you ever snag your shack
And pocket on a turtle's tail? Oh, yeah
(Lisa, Lisa broke my heart)
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