Donuts!
At the Big Donut.
They make the world go round,
A treat when you are down.
Donuts!
At the Big Donut.
Dunk them in coffee or tea.
Napkins are always free!
Now if a costumer chokes on a donut, (That ain't right)
State law requires you assist them. (Help them out now)
Take both hands!
Push below the diaphragm!
Get them happy and breathing, As fast as you can.(That's the law)
In the event of a fire,
Don't panic stay calm.
There is a fire extinguisher,
Against the back wall.
There is a 6 percent subtax
on edible goods.
Cause tax exemption
is for unprepared foods.
in coffee or tea.
Napkins are always free!