I speak as if I've lived one minute
With eyes not fixed upon this screen
Stalking the girls I could never fuck
I mean, they're sluts, but it seems I lack that luck
And I'm not the man to wash my hands
Home alone or acting like we hit it off
'Cause either way I'm just jerking someone off
Until we're dicks out and pissing
Until you leave town wishing
I won't be satisfied
Things are gonna be different now you'll see
And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me
It's getting aired and with heavy rotation
You'd better have a damn good explanation
You act as though you have lived
A life because your tad bit overcooked
But I've been burned and burned (and burned and burned)
And now every single day I look more like my father
I've only got so many layers and it's only getting hotter
Until we're dicks out and pissing
Until you leave town wishing
I won't be satisfied
Things are gonna be different now you'll see
And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me
It's getting aired and with heavy rotation
You'd better have a damn good explanation
Things are gonna be different now you'll see
And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me
It's getting aired and with heavy rotation
You'd better have a damn good explanation
I didn't mean to be so forward
But there are some things you should know
He loves you like a truck stop screw (When we're alone he adores me)
You best get it straight, say it (When we're both dressed you just bore me)
He loves you like a truck stop screw (When we're alone he adores me)
You best get it straight, say it (When we're both dressed you just bore me)
Things are gonna be different now you'll see
And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me
(It's getting aired) Getting aired you'll see
Things are gonna be different now you'll see
And as for all the dirty laundry you've left me
It's getting aired and with heavy rotation
You'd better have a damn good explanation