Good morning, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
To watch two people we know make a big mistake
They'll stand up at the alter, and solemnly swear I do
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
Her daddy's in the front row, muttering oh no here we go again
They had a couple dates, now she's three months late
verse 2
Good morning, dearly beloved, I'd like to welcome ya'll
To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol
Please bow your heads and join me, in a prayer for these two
Who'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new
The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
As he's putting the ring on her, he's checking out the bridesmaids,
verse 3
Welcome, dearly beloved, we are here this afternoon
To throw rice as these two, drive down the road to ruin
With cans tied to the bumper, and a dragging muffler too
They'll be together forever, ?til they find somebody new
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So raise your glass and join me, here's to the bride and groom
They'll be together forever, 'til they find somebody new