I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley
In the bathroom where he died
I fucked Doo-wight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
And he hollered when I poked 'im
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down (won't go down)
It won't go down (won't go down)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (won't go down)
It won't go down (won't go down)
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
(spoken)
So how we doin'
I fucked Alabama
I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
I fucked Randy Travis
With a 12 inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Cambell
I fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rodgers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down (won't go down)
It won't go down (won't go down)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (won't go down)
It won't go down (won't go down)
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down (won't go down)
It won't go down (won't go down)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (won't go down)
It won't go down (won't go down)
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down (won't go down)
It won't go down (won't go down)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (won't go down)
It won't go down (won't go down)
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down
Won't go down