I arrived home early, she thought that I'd be late
And my girly wasn't waiting at the gate
I climbed the stairs, the stairs that I had climbed a hundred times before
And there, I heard a noise behind the bedroom door
A silent prayer escaped my lips as if I knew what was in store
I, I tore the bedsheet off, and there she was with another man
I looked into her eyes and then I knew
I am now a cuckold, she cuckolded me
When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be
This cuckoldation has cuckoldified me
And cuckoldentally I'm cuckoldised by her cuckoldity
Cuckoldish me, life has taken on a cuckoldastic twist
I should have seen, when I looked at her, she was a cuckoldist
I am now a cuckold, she cuckolded me
When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be
Her cuckoldastic tendencies have brought me to my knees
Oh please, I reminisce on my pre-cuckishious period
And these cuckolditory things have made me post-cuckoldic
Ahh cuck, I feel like such a cuck head
Ooh-oo-oo-oo-ooh ooh-oo-oo-oo-ooh