When I was 8 years old
Before puberty took hold
You're no witch, you're no wench,
You're like Bjork with better fashion sense
I have a total crush on you, baby
And I can't let it go, oh no
We spoke no joke
I started shedding slutty girls
I have a total crush on you, baby
And I can't let it go, oh no
Your other suitors are no poets
They're only actors who can play guitar
I have a total crush on you, baby
And I can't let it go, oh no
Quite sure you love me, Sherri
Quite sure I love you too