I'm counting out time, Got the whole thing down by numbers. All those numbers! Give me guidance! O Lord I need that now. The day of judgement's come, And you can bet that I've been resting, for this testing, digesting every word the experts say. Erogenous zones I love you. Without you, what would a poor boy do? Found a girl I wanted to date, Thought I'd better get it straight. I studied every line, every page in the book, Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look. I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it, 'cos I understand it. Look! I've found the hotspots, Figures one to nine. still counting out time, got my finger on the button, "Don't say nothin' - just lie there still And I'll get you turned on just fine." Erogenous zones I love you. Without you, what would a poor boy do? Touch and go with 1-6. Bit of trouble in zone No. 7. Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils. "Honey get hip! It's time to unzip, to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!" I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy, Please don't slap me, I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail. I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress, I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away. Erongenous zones I question you Without you, what would a poor boy do? Without you, what would a poor boy do? Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.