Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town
Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town
Well, I heard so much about London I decided to check it out
Well, I wait in Leicester Square where the guy never looks in my eye
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column but all I do is talk to the lime
Oh where can I get my cock sucked, where can I get my arse fucked
I ain't got no money, but I know where to put it every time