Now there's a big fat turkey or maybe a ham
Brown fluffy biscuits covered with jam
Blackberry huckleberry mince and pumpkin pies
If you don't watch out you're gonna double your size
Mommy's in the kitchen daddy's at the tree
Little boys and girls all shouting with glee
Granny sets the table everything's in place
When she says come and get it you really see a race
Look at the giblet gravy mumum
And the big brown drumstick mumum
Daddy says don't get the tummy ache
Here comes your mother with a big fruit cake
There's a floating custard and pudding too
Oodles and oodles for me and you
I'll say one thing and you must agree
What a happy happy time Christmas dinner can be
Mommy's in the kitchen daddy's at the tree
Little boys and girls all shouting with glee
Granny sets the table everything's in place
When she says come and get it you really see a race
Look at the giblet gravy mumum
And the big brown drumstick mumum
Daddy says don't get the tummy ache
Here comes your mother with a big fruit cake
Now we're all together what bountiful fare
Mother sits down next to baby's high chair
Daddy folds his hand and bows his head
Let's all do the same for there's thanks to be said
Dear Lord we thank Thee for this food
Bless us together and make us good
Enter our hearts and cast out sin
Bring peace on earth goodwill to men