So I've arrived
past the rising sun (yeah, the f *cking sun)
And everyone I see
looks just like a carbon copy of me (we all look the same)
I'm feeling lost and alone
Been a while since I've talked to anyone
Oh, I don't recognize this place
And I need something that would never change (yeah)
And after all these years and trips, there's one thing that I know
You won't find answers in a shop or beneath old Mao ZeDong (he's a communist)
I'm lucky to say the most days of my life my momma cooked for me (oh yeah)
Something better than this ginormous Yao Ming statue, 'cuz that ain't what you need
Chinese food builds up body and soul
Forget your other worries you can leave them all at home
Chinese food is out of this world
Forget that TV dinner, just go
My home and here, they're not quite the same
Wanna get your feet soaked in a soup
Or use this gas mask hidden in a tube?
But my home and here, they're really quite the same
Lebron James is f *cking everywhere
Nick Cage still looks insane (that too)
But after many years and trips, there's one thing that I know (what's that?)
You won't find love or happiness in your local McDonald's
I'm lucky to say the most days of my life my momma cooked for me (we know)
Something better than my face in the Apple store, 'cuz that ain't what you need
Chinese food builds up body and soul
Forget your other worries you can leave them all at home
Chinese food is out of this world
Forget that TV dinner, just go
Just go