Listening to the muzak, hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it pal, root canal
My molars are impacted, I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings, got twelve cavities
Can you help me?
Have mercy, doctor please
My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me
Drill me
Floss me
Bill me
You jab at my nerve endings, it's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide, shoot me up with Novocaine
Help me out here, 'cause I'm in severe
Pain
Please stop for a bit
Now let me rinse and spit
Numb me
Drill me
Floss me
Bill me
You validate my parking, I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for a week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A little problem on my x-ray Oy vey
It's getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured now
Numb me
Drill me
Floss me
Bill me