Cascadia, Cascadia,
of ever-present rain.
Cascadia, Cascadia,
the drugs help ease the pain.
We come here from Newfoundland,
Quebec and Ontario,
And call our folks in winter-time,
to laugh 'cause they've got snow.
Sang de revolte je prends partant,
Mon grandpapa et pere.
On viens ici pour faire squeegee,
Et prendre le welfare.
Cascadia, Cascadia,
Oh faultline under me.
You wouldn't want to be here when,
We fall into the sea.