*verse 1 *
We've been friends for thirty years
and I'm not always the best at bringing you Birthday cheer.
In fact, most years I don't even get you a gift
But this year, I'm giving you an awesome guitar riff!
*Awesome guitar riff *
That's a guitar riff!
Am * Em
That's your Birthday gift.
It also doubles as a guitar riff
Working together, we see a lot of each other.
You might say it's almost like we're brothers.
And just like family, we sometimes fight.
Well, I'll admit that at least ten percent of the time you are RI-I-IGHT!
*Chorus *
It's your Birthday! You're thirty-five.
And that's halfway to seventy. And seventy's when you die,
Seventy's when you die.
*verse 3 *
So live it up and do what you please.
'Cause in ten years, you're gonna have to replace both of your knees.
Enjoy this here Birthday song.
'Cause in the overall scheme of things Brother, you don't have long.
*Chorus *
It's your Birthday! You're thirty-five.
And that's halfway to seventy. And seventy's when you die,
Seventy's when you die.
Enjoy! Be your mythical best.