verse 1
Sittin? all alone in my big red barn
Entertaining critters who don?t give a darn
Singing for ducks and geese and chickens
Bayin? like a hound and playing like the (one, two, three, four) dickens
Poor little me, sittin? in the dust
Oh, no one to help me, no one to trust
Sittin? in the shadow, yearnin? for the sun
Oh, nothing, nix, nil, naught, not even one
verse 2
Just dust and feathers and why and whethers
Just ?Get to work?, no get-togethers
Scores of chores, scores of yokels and boors
Love?s never going to knock on these barn doors
Poor little me, should be sittin? by the sea
No k-i-s-s-i-n-g
No l-u-v, no fun, fun, fun
No, no one to hold tight, not even one
Instrumental
verse 3
This big red barn is startin? to lean
But I?m sittin here rockin? like a barnyard queen
Roof?s caved in and floor?s rotted through
Just held together with cobweb glue
Poor little me, sittin? in the dust
Got no one to help me, no one to trust
Sittin? in the shadow, yearnin? for the sun
No, nothing, nix, nil, naught, zero, zilch, none
Instrumental
verse 4
The big red barn finally fell to the ground
And I packed while ducks quacked all around
Sold the chickens for a ticket and a new bikini
Flew south with the geese, hope no one seen me
Poor little me, finally sittin? by the sea
Just k-i-s-s-i-n-g
They?re gettin? in line, one by one
Oh, he?s next, you?re done