Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
you've never done a day's work in your life,
you've got, no incentive.
You've made a career, out of punting off all the
men, that you've slept with
Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
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Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
you've never done a day's work in your life,
you've got, no incentive.
You've made a career, out of punting off all the
men, that you've slept with
Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
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Bernardette's got a house in the country,
she's really got it made.
Her lies made her filthy rich,
she's got all expenses paid.
Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away,
then you'll eat him all up, and spit him out, with a dash of Perrier.
And when you've had enough, you'll throw him away, and take him for all you can get,
Yeah, you like it, don't you, Bernardette,
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Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
you've never done a day's work in your life,
you've got, no incentive.
Women like you oughta be locked up,
for giving others a bad name
Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
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