All we need is a ten and a fiver
A car, and a key, and a sober driver
Couple of frat guys from Abilene
Drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen
At the KPIG Swine and Soiree dance
They wore baseball caps and khaki pants
They wanted cigs so to save some money
They got one off a hippie that smelled kinda funny
The next thing they knew they was both really hungry and
Pretty thirsty too
Chorus 1
How happy we would be
If we'd have only brought a better fake ID
We met another old hippie named Sleepy John
Claimed to be the one from the Robert Earl song