Why do lovers park down deserted lanes?
near haunted houses or homes for the insane?
Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed
Later escaped when he chopped off their heads
repeat Intro
verse 2
Why do axe murderers only attack
when you're partially nude or you're taking a bath?
Though there are times I feel softer than most
Somedays like yogurt and some days like toast
verse 3
Sorority girls and fraternity boys
Always deflowered - they're rich and they're spoiled
So we never feel bad when Aunt Jenny, who's dead
surprises them lying on her wedding bed
verse 4
When we're making love now, I feel so exposed
Might you impale me or turn into those
creatures that feed on the flesh of the living
They hide in the corn between June and Thanksgiving
Outro
Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love
Why do axe murderers only attack when we're partially nude or taking
a bath?