It's an asshole celebration and they're all out on the street.
See them on the sidewalk, oh hear them shuffling feet.
As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade,
Step aside good people it's the assholes on parade.
verse 2
We got the assholes for freedom, the assholes for fun.
The assholes for Jesus and the assholes for guns.
Assholes for justice, assholes for crime.
Assholes for assholes, assholes for all time.
verse 3
We got assholes making money. They're making all the rules.
They're talking all our jobs and their filling up our schools.
Assholes on the water, assholes in the sky,
Sign that says help wanted, only assholes need apply.
Break
Oh teacher won't you tell me, Have I really made the grade?
verse 4
Assholes give the orders, and assholes row the boat
Assholes get elected, cause assholes get to vote.
I once heard it said that old assholes never die,
They just lay in bed and multiply.
Assholes in the morning, assholes every night.
Assholes to the left and assholes to the right.
As twenty thousand assholes do an asshole promenade,
Step aside good people its the assholes on parade.