So I wrote up a love song just for you
Since you didn’t have one before
It’s okay to be vain this songs about you
You’ll be ignored no more
You’re the person I thought of when I wrote this song
That’s right you’re the one on my mind
You, the person I’m singing to,
You’re one of a kind
You’re so unique and special
So special and so unique
Your unique brand of specialness
Is the specialness I seek
I like the way that your eyes have a color
Your fingerprints are like no other
There are emotions you make me feel
I loved that thing you did that one time
There are so many qualities about you
I just cannot define
So I wrote up a love song just for you
Since you didn’t have one before
It’s okay to be vain this songs about you
You’ll be ignored no more
You’re the person I thought of when I wrote this song
That’s right you’re the one on my mind
You, the person I’m singing to,
You’re one of a kind
You’re so unique and special
The most unique person in the universe
To show how unique and special you are
I wrote you this next verse
The French language has a well known romantic power
You have a certain Je ne sai quois croissant Eiffel Tower
In case you don’t speak French
I’ll woo you in English too
Baby I’d dump all my girlfriends
and be single-ish for you
Gravitationally speaking I’m attracted to you
Anatomically speaking you were made for me
Taxonomically speaking we belong with together
Metaphorically speaking we’re birds of a feather
So when you see Angie and Valerie
Hanging out with Fernando and Bobby McGee
And they’re all on their own high horses
Because they all have their own melody
You can show them this song I wrote for you
This is your own claim to fame
Now you have a song about you too
Even though you have a weird name