Oh there’s some weird shit
Happening 'round here
There’s some weird shit
That it makes it pretty clear
Don’t matter how I pray
I’m gonna see some shit today
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here
Took a job building a ship but I fell asleep on shift
I woke up in the middle of a storm
There were animals all around
But no food to be found
I had to chow down on a unicorn
Oh there’s some weird shit
Happening 'round here
There’s some weird shit
That it makes it pretty clear
Jehovah’s favor has gone sour
Yeah God’s gone mad with power
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here
I took a holiday trip down the road to old Egypt
I wouldn’t recommend it to no one
There were bugs in the air
There were frogs everywhere
I’m real glad I’m not a firstborn son
Oh there’s some weird shit
Happening 'round here
There’s some weird shit
That it makes it pretty clear
You’re gonna have a bad day
If you piss off Yahweh
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here
Oh I was strolling down the road heading back to from Jericho
And Elijah walked by lookin pretty grim
Some kids made fun of his bald head
“You’ll regret those words” he said
Then two bears ripped them kids limb from limb
Oh there’s some weird shit
Happening 'round here
There’s some weird shit
That it makes it pretty clear
Even if you ain’t got beef with Him
You’ll still get smited on a whim
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here
I went to school with this guy named Lot and oh boy I shit you not
His daughters did not know how to behave
Lot locked himself inside a vault
After his wife turned to salt
And some freaky shit went down inside that cave
Oh there’s some weird shit
Happening 'round here
There’s some weird shit
That it makes it pretty clear
The Creator up above
Has a fucked up view of love
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here
Oh there’s some weird shit
Happening 'round here
There’s some weird shit
That it makes it pretty clear
Don’t matter how I pray
I’m gonna see some shit today
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here