I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand
Lord it's hard to be a bachelor man
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean
I got girls that can do anything in between
I gotta get ready, make everything right
Cause all my rowdy friends are comin' over tonight
Do you wanna drink, hey do ya wanna party
Hey honey this is ole Hank
Ready to get the thing started
We cooked a pig in the ground
Got some beer on ice
All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight
Now my party pad is out in the woods