All my Ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd really love to be
All my Ex's Live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
Rosanna's down in Texarkana wanted me to push her broom
Sweet Eileen's in Abilene, she forgot I hung the moon
And Allison's in Galveston, somehow lost her sanity
And Dimples, who now lives in Temple's got the law lookin'
For me
I remember that ole three hole river
Where I learned to swim
But it brings to mind another time
Where I wore my welcome thin
By Transedental Meditation I go there each night
But I always come back to myself, long before daylight
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