5:30 pm rolls around there's a little old joint outside of town
I've only got time for a couple of beers
I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all Jacked up
It was gettin' mighty close to 9 o'clock
What the hell I'll have one more shot
Cause I was all Jacked up, all Jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no start no stuff when you're all Jacked up
Don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your truck when you're all Jacked up
Jacked up woooo ooh
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all Jacked up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar,
hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
When you're all Jacked up
All Jacked up, all Jacked up
All Jacked up, all Jacked up
yeah yeah yeah yeah