Scod: Everybody used to say,
That Adelaide was kind of scary,
But I never felt that way.
And when you rode the Glenelg tram,
It used to shake as it moved over,
Unmarked graves.
Tripod: But I just think,
It's bad workmanship.
We're smoothing out the problems,
As we go in Adelaide.
The ones that we can't solve,
Then we're just burying.
Yon: If the city is like beef jerky,
As everyone always says.
Scod: Then we've added some salt,
And we've
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Scod: Everybody used to say,
That the old Van Morrison ad was better,
But I never felt that way.
I prefer my tourist dollars,
To go towards some imitation,
Session guy.
Tripod: Doing a rip-off,
Of a good song.
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Tripod: We're smoothing out the problems,
As we go in Adelaide.
We're scaling down the boringness,
In an understated way.
Yon: If the city was like bread pudding,
As everyone always says.
Scod: Then we've added a few more raisins,
And we've
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Yon: (Robotic) Adelaide is still shit,
Adelaide is still shit.
Adelaide is still shit,
Perth is much worse though.
Tripod: We're smoothing out the problems,
As we go in Adelaide.
We've knocked down Magic Mountain,
And put flats up.
Gatesy: Good on ya.
Yon: If the city is like Bob Hope,
As everyone always said.
Tripod: Well, let's not use that metaphor,
'Cause that guy's dead.
Yon: We're smoothing out the problems
Scod: We're smoothing out the problems
Tripod: Smooth