Gatesy: Table for one,
Preferably out of the sun,
Somewhere where it's quiet.
And a coffee too,
Better make it black right through,
I'm feeling fairly shite.
I don't think I have enough class,
To handle drinking from a glass,
Get me water in a pla stic cup.
I woke up in the bed of,
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know, I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car?
A shandy too far.
Yon: Mmmm yum, yum, yum
Yon: Comfortable bed
Yon: Shame about the pain in my head.
Where'd I leave my shoes?
Yon: Well, they're over there,
Yon: Underneath my underwear,
Tripod: And where'd I get this bruise?
Scod: I can hear her come down the hall,
And bang her head against the wall,
And wish she didn't have
Tripod: appalling luck.
She went a shandy too far,
I woke up in the bed of,
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car?
A shandy too far.
Scod: Take my advice, in a crisis,
Catch a taxi, catch a bus.
But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself,
'Cause there's a caveman inside,
Your brain's just coming along for the ride,
You'd think I'd learn.
Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far )
Scod: I don't know it all,
When it will be safe to call.
We used to be quite friendly,
But this could be the end.
Because we went
Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.
Tripod: Someone who I never thought I'd do.
I know I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car?
A shandy too far.
(They all start shouting at once)
Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Whoaoh
Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Shandy too far.
Scod: Never happened to me personally, of course.
Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
Gatesy: Is Mum in the audience again?!
Tripod: Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Shandy too far.
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Yon: Shandy too far
Scod: Shandy too far
Tripod: Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
Gatesy: How much money?
Tripod: Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Yon: Shandy too
Scod: Shandy too
Tripod: far_ooooooooh