Well on a day hot enough to make the devil cuss, I walked into a bar so thirsty I was spittin' dust
Bar keep asked me, "Well what'll it be?" I asked "What do ya got?", he said, "Well let's see "
We got Lonestar, PBR, Rolling Rock, Shiner Bock, Moosedrool, O'douls, Hefe-Weizen, Zeigenbock
Keystone, Coors Light, course we've got Redstripe, Amstel, Amsterdam in the tall can.
Michelob, Miller Lite, Guinness by the Pint Glass, Doppleboch Lager take his wallet cause
it's going fast
Oatmeal stout and a lot a Leinenkugals, open up your wallet, no time to be frugal
There's 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,
Take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall
Well needless to say I was pretty impressed, as he handed me an ice cold beer from a chest
Said not bad for a Hole-in-the-wall. Bar Keep grinned said "That Ain't All!"
We got Rio Grande, River Rock, Tecate with the twist top. dos Perros, Dos XX, Foster if your Aussie.
Bud Light in the new Zane Williams Koozie, A dozen wheat beers on tap if you're choosy!
Got Heinekin, Killians, Bats and Becks, Ice cold Corona with the Limes in the neck
Xinling chillin' with the old Milwaukee's Best, Sam Adams and that ain't even half
of the rest of them
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer!
Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall
Solo
And finally I was able to throw him through the screen door, pick up my hat off the hardwood floor
Get on back to the bar keeps daughter, Who was putting "Pop a Top" on the juke box dancing non-