I got at least 5 requests for this song in my guestbook. I actually
think it was the same guy over and over again because I'd never
I'm the 7 foot man
I've commited no crime
Bumping my head into doorways
It happens all the time
I'm 7 foot tall and I repeat
They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet
I'm 7 feet tall and I don't play basketball
I'm 7 feet tall, but I'm still just a man
So of course it hurts me a lot
When I walk into the ceiling fan
Small people say "I wish I was him"
But it's been nine years since I had a trim
The barber said "I can't reach the top of his head"
7 foot man, I cannot hide
7 foot man, I know 'cause I've tried
7 foot man, my last girlfreind died
Because my penis is 7 foot wide!
So the next time you see me walking around
And my head's right about to hit a tree branch
Tell me to duck down
And I'll pay you back, soon you will see
By getting your frisbee down from that tree
I do what I can I'm the 7 foot man
7 foot man! 7 foot man!
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