Well. I told her that I thought life's too short
And we really should go for a ride;
The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full
Things could be a lot worse -
It's not like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs,
I said "let's head Winchester way" she said "been yeaterday"
27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.
Fired by wine she was almost mine
'Til a fight broke out in the bar;
Nailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor
He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore,
I said "would you like to go the zoo?" she said "yeah, but not with you"
27 yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile.
I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria
27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile
I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine
Will she ever shine a light on me?