Not so long ago I walked into this bar
It's the busiest spot in this here town by far
You have to wait your turn for the little room in back you know
And I've been sittin' here since 15 beers ago
15 beers ago and I still feel the same
Why do I have to suffer this pain
It hurts just as much inside
As if its been a week or so
It takes a mighty patient man
To wait in line and wring his hands
Oh when he hasn't been since 15 beers ago
Then a lovely girls said would you dance with me
I said yes I would and she gave me a squeeze
As we danced around the floor, I said oh Lord don't let it show
Cause it ain't been since 15 beers ago
15 beers ago and I still feel the same (only more so)
Why did I have to suffer this pain
It hurts just as much inside
As if its been a week or so
It takes a mighty patient man
To wait his turn and wring his hands
Oh when he hasn't been since 15 beers ago