I have a plan
I have a plan
Possibly, I think I have a plan
It'll take a lot of work
It'll take a lot of luck
But when it all comes through
They'll say:
"All Hail the Brain!
He does what no mere mortal can!
He's the man!
Evan Goldman!
All Hail the Brain!
He did what no one else could do
Saw us through
Saved the day!"
And all I have to do is
Wait 'til Mom goes to sleep
Then sneak the license
From the wallet in her purse
Make a color Xerox, laminate it
Then put the license
Back in the wallet in her purse
Then find the dress she wore
In the picture on the license that
I copied and I laminated
Wear the dress
Get a wig
Show the license
Buy the tickets
What could go wrong?
I have a plan!
A better plan
Actually, an almost-perfect plan
It sounds absolutely nuts
It'll take a lot of guts
But when it all comes through
They'll say:
"All Hail the Brain!
Give that Bar Mitzvah Boy a hand!
Ain't he grand?
Ain't he great!"
And all I have to do is
Go that day to the movie theater
Break into the projection room
Steal the reels of film for The Bloodmaster
Take 'em down the hall
Where they're showing Bambi
Switch the reels
Leave the theater
Tell the guys we're gonna go see Bambi!
What could go wrong?
I have a plan
I have a plan
So you and Kendra can go out on Friday night
N.C
I need your help, though, so stay calm
You need to go talk to my mom
And it'll all come true
Because
*Terminal Illness*
No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness
Take it from me
It's a sure guarantee of success
Listen, I'm not making fun
Of your terminal illness
But you hold the secret to
Getting my mom to say yes
So talk to my mom, and get
Her to buy the tickets we need to obtain
Brett gets his movie, I get the credit
And you get your date, so who could complain?
Except for you because you're dying, but
No one says no to a boy with a terminal illness
Who could refuse when you
Shuffle your shoes and say please?
Use all the tricks that
You learned in your cradle
You don't need to lay it on thick with a ladle
'Cause no one says no
To a boy with a fatal disease!
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
N.C
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Which wouldn't be so bad
If it weren't my birthday on Friday
But the insurance doesn't cover
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
N.C
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
N.C
And out of the blue
A thought comes to you
Like sun coming out from the rain
And after the stress
My mother says--
N.C
We're all set for Friday
So who could complain
N.C
But no one says no to a
Boy with a terminal illness
Ask for a day at the mall or a trip to Belize
Nothing's too hard and
No quest unendurable
Long as your sure
You're completely incurable
'Cause no one says no
To a boy with a fatal disease
*All Hail The Brain*
All hail the brain
All hail the brain!
I never thought he'd take the bait
This is great, Evan Goldman
Evan Goldman!
All hail the brain!
I did what no one else could do
Tell me who could complain?
All hail the brain
All hail the brain!
All hail the brain!
All hail the brain
All hail the brain!