On the first day of Christmas a swagman at the gate
Said, Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the second day of Christmas an emu by the fence
Said, Good onya, cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the third day of Christmas a shearer down the shed
Said, How ‘bout the flies?
Goon onya, cob
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the fourth day of Christmas a goanna on a rock
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the fifth day of Christmas Frank put up the sign
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the sixth day of Christmas a dingo by the dam
Said, I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the seventh day of Chirstmas Sue put up the lights
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the 8th day of Christmas they called the CFA
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the ninth day of Christmas you should have heard the cheer
School’s out for summer!
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the 10th day of Christmas y’couldn’t move in town
Mad House Up Main St
School’s out for summer!
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the eleventh day of Christmas they drew the raffle prize
You little beauty!
Mad House Up Main St
School’s out for summer!
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, we’ll take an early mark
Knock off till New Year
Mad House Up Main St
School’s out for summer!
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!
On the eleventh day of Christmas they drew the raffle prize
You little beauty!
Mad House Up Main St
School’s out for summer!
Santa’s on a fire truck
Drop in for a chinwag
I’m flat out till Chrissy
Total Fire Ban
Said, ‘it’s stinkin’ hot
How ‘bout the flies
Good onya , cob,
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, mate!