Let's say hypothetically
You're watching an internet video. - Ohh
Go with me on this
- And
Let's say hypothetically
That this video hits a snag. - Ohh
You get a little buffer action
The video's froze
Now you must choose
How long are you
Willing to wait
- 10 seconds
Before you click awayyy. - 10 seconds
Mmm Open up a new page - 10 seconds
Before you start to rage - 10 seconds
Mmm Sign up again and confirm your age - 10 seconds
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And 5 seconds for that
Burrito that you dropped on the beach one time
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So you're at work
And you got a little hunger pain you see
So you head down the hall to find the vending machine
And you press F-14 because
That's where the snack that you like resides
But when you press F-14 the coil gets stuck
And your snack is still inside
So now you gotta start shaking the machine
And the question is
How long are you gonna shake this machine
Until you begin to eat away at your own dignity? - 10 seconds
Your wife packed your lunch - 10 seconds
Carrots, hummus, and grapes in a bunch - 10 seconds
It's just a bag of Fritos - 10 seconds
Do you really need those Fritos?
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Pepperoni pizza on a Wallgreen's parking lot
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So you find yourself on a date with a beautiful girl
You try to tell her all the things that interest you in the world
You talk about Harry Potter
She said she doesn't like wizards
You talk about your salamander
She said she doesn't like lizards
You try to stay quiet like it ain't no thing
But how long can you let that silence hang? - 10 seconds
You stare into space - 10 seconds
Try not to focus on the errant hair on her face - 10 seconds
You think of something to say - 10 seconds
Just wait for the silence to go away
15 seconds of fame
And 5 seconds for that
Protein shake on a locker room floor - Gross
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How long do you wait when you reset the internet router? - 10 seconds
How long do you wait before you give up on the hot water in the shower? - 10 seconds
When you drop some food on the ceiling? - 10 seconds
Well how long can you hold your breath before you get that oh I'm dying feeling?
Claim a fart in a group - 10 seconds
Check your pants for poop - 10 seconds
Someone talkin' smack - 10 seconds
Come up with a comeback - 10 seconds
Give up on a fish that's floating - 10 seconds
To de-decide this small little pond is not suitable for boating - Uuh
15 seconds of fame
And 5 seconds for that
Trail mix literally on the trail
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