(4/4) So you're gonna live in paradise with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred vir
gins. So you're gonna sacrifice your life for a ride on a UFO.
And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of sal vation
Your gonna be the first to know.
And so if (2/4)
(3+2+2/4) God was there from the very beginning. He invented men and
women. Then He also invented wanking. Then He said wanking was
sinning. So now if I'm feeling randy I'm not allowed a hand
shandy, but having sex with my (6/4) family, that is just fucking
Great. It's all there in Ezekiel 8 just be fore he opens up His big pearly
Gates and says that it's a sin to take it up the date. Even if it's great, even with your
mate (2/4) B7
So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
gum or the Middle Eastern e quivalent which suggest that God's om
niscience is nullified by his am bivalence. Unless it turns out that he's
impotent and if God can't get a boner I guess that euxplains the ple
thora of huge erections in His honour. Cos we all know a steeple is just a
subconscious, compensatory manifestation of a huge, stiff
penis. And still He tell us that it's heinous to stick a penis up your a
nus, even if you're famous even if you like
tennis (2/4) B7
(Double Time)
So you're gonna live in paradise with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred vir
gins. So you're gonna sacrifice your life for a ride on a UFO
And when the Lord comes down with his big, stiff, slimy rod of judgment
(6/4) I'm gonna be the first to go, he's gonna send me down be
low, he's gonna whip me like a ho. D'ya really think so?
(4/4) I’m gonna be the first to go