Tono: G
Introducción:
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Well mamma was exhausted after she had me
G
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
C
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
G
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
D
"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
G
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L"
G
By the second grade I was five foot two
G
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
C
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
G
And the coaches had me playin' high school football
D
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL
G
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L"
C
Double X-L, double X-L
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Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C
Double X-L, double X-L
D(let
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
G
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
INTRO
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Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida
G
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
C
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
G
They want a real man with meat on his bones
D
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells
G
They say "oooh brrrr we love a double X-L"
CHORUS
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CHORUS
D
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself
G(let
Why all the girls love a double X-L
G
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L
INTRO