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Introducción:
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Travel they say improves the mind,
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an irritating platitude,
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which frankly, entre nous,
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is very far from true.
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Personally I've yet to find
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that longitude and latitude
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can educate those scores
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of monumental bores
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who travel in groups
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and herds and troupes
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of various breeds and sexes
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Till the whole world reels
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to shouts and squeals
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and the clicking of Roliflexes
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Why do the wrong people travel, travel, travel
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When the right people stay back home?
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What compulsion compels them
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and who the hell tells them
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To drag their bags to Zanzibar
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instead of staying quietly in O - ma ha?
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The Taj Mahal
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and the sunny French Riviera
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would be less oppressed
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If the Middle West
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would settle for somewhere
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rather nearer
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Please do not think that
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I criticize or cavil
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at a genuine urge to roam
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but why oh why do the wrong people travel
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when the right people stay back home
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and mind their bus'ness
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when the right people stay back home
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with television
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when the right people stay back home
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I'm merely asking why the right people stay back home?
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Just when you think romance is ripe
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it rather sharply dawns on you
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that each sweet serenade
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is for the tourist trade
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Any attractive native type
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who resolutely fawns on you
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will give as his address
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American Express
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There isn't a rock
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between Bangkok
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and the beaches of Hispianola
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That does not recoil from
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suntan oil and the gurgle of Coca-Cola
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Why do the wrong people travel, travel, travel
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When the right people stay back home?
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What explains this mass mania
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to leave Pennsylvania
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and clack around like flocks of geese
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demanding dry martinis?
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On the isles of Greece?
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In the smallest street
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they invariably fetch up
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and it's hard to make them accept a steak
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that isn't served rare
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and smeared with ketchup
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It would take years to unravel, ravel ravel
every impulse that makes them roam
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but why oh why do the wrong people travel
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when the right people stay back home
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and eat hot doughnuts,
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when the right people stay back home
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with all that lettuce
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when the right people stay back home
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I sometimes wonder why the right people stay back home
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Why do the wrong people travel, travel, travel
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When the right people stay back home?
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What peculiar obsessions
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inspire those processions
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of families from Houston, Tex.,
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with all those cameras
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around their necks?