B F#
I took her out
C# D#m
it was a Friday night
B F#
I wore cologne
C# D#m
to get the feeling right
B F#
We started making out
C# D#m
and she took off my pants
B F# C#
But then I turned on the TV
B
And that's about the
F#
time she walked away from
C# D#m B
me Nobody likes you
F# C#
when you're twenty-three
D#m B
And are still more
F# C#
amused by TV shows
D#m B
What the hell is ADD?
F#
My friends say I
C#
should act my age
D#m
What's my age again?
C#
What's my age again?
B F#
Then later on
C# D#m
on the drive home
B F#
I called her mom
C# D#m
from a pay phone
B F#
I said I was the cops
C# D#m
And your husband's in jail
B
This state looks
F# C#
down on sodomy
B
And that's about the time
F# C#
that bitch hung up on me
D#m B
Nobody likes you when
F# C#
you're twenty-three
D#m B
And are still more amused
F# C#
by prank phone calls
D#m B
What the hell is caller ID?
F# C#
My friends say I should act
D#m
my age What's my age again?
C#
What's my age again?
C#
And that's about the time
F# C#
she walked away from me
D#m B
Nobody likes you when
F# C#
you're twenty-three
D#m B
And you still act like
F#
you're in Freshman
C# D#m
year What the hell
B
is wrong with me?
F#
My friends say I
C#
should act my age
D#m
What's my age again?
C#
And that's about the
F#
time she broke up with
C# D#m B
me No one should take
F# C#
themselves so seriously
D#m B
With many years
F#
ahead to fall in
C# D#m
line Why would you
B
wish that on me?
F# C#
I never want to act my
D#m
age What's my age again?
C#
What's my age again?