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In yellow shoes I get the blues
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Though I walk the street with my plastic feet
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With blue velvet trousers make me feel pink
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There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers
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In my paisley shirt I look a jerk
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And my turquoise waistcoat is quite outta sight
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But oh, oh, my haircut looks so fair
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So I've change my gear and I find my knees
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And I cover them up with the latest cut
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And my pants and socks, a vault in a box
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It don't take long for my dyed old socks
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The watch, black watch, my watch with a black face
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And a date in a little hole
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And all the lot, it's what I got, it's what I wear
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It's what you see, it must be me, it's what I am!
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I've been looking all over the place
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for a place for me.
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But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere