Cifras
Total Tyk Trunte Ukulele

Tono: F

Introducción:

F                                    C  
Når din seng er braset sammen
                  G                            C  
Og din arm gået af led
                          F  
Og der er ridser i dit gulv
                C                                                                 G  
Og du vågner med et mega hold i ryggen
                     F                                 C  
Når din lejlighed den lugter
                     G                                    C  
Lidt af røv og lidt af sved
                     F                                                 C                                                      G  
Når der intet er tilbage af spiselige sager i dit køkken Hvad så
        F                                                            G                                              C  
Så ved du du har dusket en total tyk trunte i nat
        F                                                            G                                              C  
Så ved du du har dusket en total tyk trunte i nat
                     F                                    C                              G                                         C  
Når det brugte bind på gulvet er på størrelse med en ble
                                F                                                    C                                                              G  
Når folk på trappen de ryster på hovedet og griner når de ser dig
                  F                              C                                         G  
Når du finder to kondomer af dem med smag af Toffifee
                          F                                                                 C  
Når seismologisk institut de ringer op for at spørge
                                G  
Hvad fa'en sker der
        F                                                            G                                              C  
Så ved du du har dusket en total tyk trunte i nat
        F                                                            G                                              C  
Så ved du du har dusket en total tyk trunte i nat
                                  C  
          Bb  
Du' badet i sved
        F                                                 C  
Du drømte at du var Pinnochio
Bb                                 F                                         C  
Fanget alene i maven på en kaskelot
Hehe man kan sgu godt
     Bb  
I mødtes på Grock
                  F                                                            C  
Du var stiv og du gav hende en Cocio
          Bb                                                         F  
Hun ligned' vist en der hed Lauritz
                                          C  
Men hun kyssede godt
                        F                              C  
Når dine ribben de er bøjede
                  G                                    C  
Og dit korpus trykket fladt
        F                                                            G                                              C  
Så ved du du har dusket en total tyk trunte i nat
        F                                                            G                                              C  
Så ved du du har dusket en total tyk trunte i nat
Så det dig Danny giv den gas - yes yes - Op med lapperne sikker på det en hitter
                     F                            C  
Når din nabo der er tunghør
                     G                            C  
Han har klaget over støj
                     F  
Når dit akvarium er tomt
                  C                                                                 G  
Og den våde plet på lagnet er af cola
                             F                              C  
Når du kan sy halvanden faldskærm
                  G                            C  
Af det glemte undertøj
                  F  
Og når brevet på dit natbord
          C                                                                      G  
Det slutter med Knus fra Bas-Viola
        F                                                            G                                              C  
Så ved du du har dusket en total tyk trunte i nat
        F                                                            G                                              C  
Så ved du du har dusket en total tyk trunte i nat
                     F                                                            G                                              C  
Ja - Så ved du du har dusket en total tyk trunte i nat