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The Man Who Couldn't Cry

Tono: G

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D                                                    C  
There once was a man who just couldn't cry
G                                                                                              D  
He hadn't cried for years and for years
                                                                                                C  
Napalmed babies and the movie "Love Story"
G                                                                                      D  
For instance could not produce tears
                          A                            G                                            D  
As a child he had cried as all children will
                                  C                                                                    G  
Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry
                                                  D                                              C  
He grew to be a man, it all hit the fan
G                                                                                         D  
Things got bad, but he couldn't cry
                                                        C                                                                 G  
His dog was run over, his wife up and left him
                                                                                                                D  
And after that he got sacked from his job
                                                             C  
G  
Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
                                                                                          D  
Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob
                A                         G                                                 D  
His novel was refused, his movie was panned
C                                                                                      G  
  And his big Broadway show was a flop
D                                                              C                                                              G  
He got sent off to jail     you guessed it, no bail
                                                                                  D  
Oh, but still not a dribble or drop
D                                                      C                                                      G  
In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered
                                                                  D  
And made to make license plates
D                                    C                                                 G  
Water and bread was all he was fed
                                                                                                     D  
But not once did a tear stain his face
                                                        C                                    G         D  
Doctors were called in, scientists, too
             C                                                                                      G            D  
Theologians were last and practically least
                                                                             C                                                                         G  
They all agreed sure enough     this was sure no cream puff
                                                                          D  
But in fact an insensitive beast
                                                          C                                                              G  
He was taken from jail and placed in a place
                                                                                     D  
For the insensitive and the insane
                                                                  C                                                                 G  
He made a lot of friends, and played lots of chess
                                                                                                     D  
And he cried every time it would rain
                        A                                 G                                                            D  
Once it rained forty days and it rained forty nights
                        C                                                                                                      G  
And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried
                                                     D    C                                         G  
On the forty-first day, he passed away
                                                                        D  
He just dehydrated and died
                                                                        C                                         G  
Well, he went up to heaven, located his dog
                                                                                  D  
After that, he rejoined his arm
                                                             C                                                         G  
Below, all the critics, they Took it all back
                                                                                                  D  
Cancer robbed the whore of her charm
             A                                         G                                                                                         D  
His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke
                        C                                                                 G  
The theologians were finally found out
                                                                  D                                                                            C         G  
Right down to the ground, that old jail house burned down
                                                                                             D  
The earth suffered perpetual drought