Tono: C
Introducción:
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I may not be Thomas Edison,
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I may not even be a doctor of medicine,
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But I have an invention that without pretention will surely change mankind
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It'll help you if youre in a bind, doesn't matter if youre ugly or fat or smelly or dumb or blind
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Why it's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
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The Blowjob Machine
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Step right up sir, yes, just stick your willy in there, flip the lever and presto!
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It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
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The Blowjob Machine
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Albert Einstein, Tesla, Fowler (?) even old Da Vinci
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Have wrestled with creativity
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only never to succeed
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but mankinds hope will rest its quest at last on account of me
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It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
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The Blowjob Machine
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How did you invent this astonishment?
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Well I got my creative juices flowin
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Got an old vaccuum and stuck my toe in
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Precisely adjusted the power of the suck
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Drop my trowel (?) and holy fuck!
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It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
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The Blowjob Machine
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It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
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The Blowjob Machine