Cifras
Steel

Tono: C

Introducción:

  C                                                            G  
stel u wordt bloedmooi geboren,
  G7                                                         C  
stel u groeit nog mooier op
                                                     C7                         F                                    Fm  
stel u wordt een schoonheid van achter en van voor
                                C                            G7                              C-  G-  C  
en stel uw sexy benen houden nergens op
  C                                                            G  
en stel dan wordt u filmactrice
  G7                                                         C  
stel dat gaat met geld en roem gepaard
                                                     C7                                 F                      Fm  
stel    er wordt van voor tot achter op u ingezoomd
                        C                                    G7                                      C-  G-  C  
stel    uw benen zijn per stuk miljoenen waard
             C                                                                      G  
maar stel dan wordt u opeens wat ouder
  G7                                                                                         C  
stel opeens dat u die eerste rimpels haat
                                        C7                              F                                    Fm  
stel dat u dan vijfentachtig slaaptabletten slikt
                             C                         G7                                         C-  G-  C  
en net als merylin monroe de pijp uit gaat
                                                  F                                                                            C  
dan kun je beter maar een saaie klootzak wezen
                                G                                                                         C  
met een huis een tuintje en een barbecue
                          F                                                                 C  
met 2 kinderen, 2 katten en een auto voor de deur
                                          G                                                                                            C            G      C  
en elke zondag lekker naar je schoonfamilie toe,    hatsjee
  C                                                            G  
stel u kunt wel aardig zingen,
  G7                                                         C  
stel u speelt ook leuk gitaar
                                C7                              F         Fm  
stel dat uw heupen lekker swingen
                                C                              G7                         C-  G-  C  
en stel u kamt een grote golf in uw haar
        C                                                                    G  
en stel dan mag u een plaatje maken
  G7                                                                                                         C  
stel dat ding wordt goud,    vervolgens platina
                                          C7                         F         F6              F      F6      F  
stel u wordt de king van de hele rock 'n roll
                C                                    G7              C-  G-  C  
en de rijkste zanger van amerika
                C                                                      G7                      C-  G-  C  
oh nee,?    de rijkste zanger op sinatra na
                C                                                      G7                      C-  G-  C  
maar ja, ?    die zat dan ook bij de maffia
             C                                                                      G  
maar stel dan wordt u opeens wat dikker
  G7                                                                                            C  
stel opeens gelooft u niet meer wat u zingt
                                        C7                              F         Fm  
stel dat u dan net als elvis presley
                C                              G7                                      C-  G-  C  
in de getto van uw eigen roem verdrinkt
                                                  F                                                                            C  
dan kun je beter maar een saaie klootzak wezen
                                G                                                                         C  
met een huis een tuintje en een barbecue
                          F                                                                 C  
met 2 kinderen, 2 katten en een auto voor de deur
                                          G                                                                                            C            G      C  
en elke zondag lekker naar je schoonfamilie toe,    hatsjee
C                                                 G  
stel u kan op water lopen,
G7                                                                                              C  
stel uw moeder, zeggen ze, die is nog maagd
                                                     C7                                            F                                    Fm  
stel uw vader jozef timmert wel,    maar niet zo aan de weg
                        C                              G7                                                         C-  G-  C  
stel een bijbel bijfiguur, maar dan wat afgezaagd
C                                                 G  
en stel dan wordt u 33 .....
                                                  F                                                                            C  
dan kun je beter maar een saaie klootzak wezen
                                G                                                                         C  
met een huis een tuintje en een barbecue
                          F                                                                 C  
met 2 kinderen, 2 katten en een auto voor de deur
                                          G                                                                                            C            G      C  
en elke zondag lekker naar je schoonfamilie toe,    hatsjee
C                                                         G  
stel u kan geen noten lezen,
G7                                                                                              C  
stel u heeft niet bepaald een gouden stem
                                     C7                    F                            Fm  
stel qua schoonheid zit u d'r tussenin
                        C                      G7                              C-  G-  C  
stel uw wieg stond niet in bethlehem
C                                                                                                                                                    G  
stel u bent zo'n 20 30 40 50 60 70 misschien bent u wel 80
             G7                                                                              C  
stel eigenlijk,    stelt u niet zoveel voor
                                        C7                            F                      Fm  
eigenlijk bent u zo'n saaie klootzak
                                        C                                    G7                                                      C-  G-  C  
maar u was wel eerlijk want u zong hier steeds in koor
REF
                                                  F                                                                            C  
je ken het beste maar een saaie klootzak wezen
                                G                                                                         C  
met een huis een tuintje en een barbecue
                          F                                                                 C  
met 2 kinderen, 2 katten en een auto voor de deur
                                          G                                                                                            C            G      C  
en elke zondag lekker naar je schoonfamilie toe,    hatsjee

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