Tono: C
Introducción:
Cm
Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
Fm
I wasn't at the studio! Bitch, what'd you do, screw Dre?
Cm
You went there looking for me? Uh, that excuse is too lame
Dº
Keep playing me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
Cm
You fake lying slut, you never told me you knew drake
Fm
Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs?
D#º
You try to flip this on me?
Dº
If I spent more time with you, you say
Cm
Ok yeah, I’m coo-coo, hey? Well, screw you
Cm
And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
Fm
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Uh, touche
Cm
You were too two-faced for me
Dº
Thought you was my number one true Blue Ace, but you ain't
Cm
And I can see you, and you make that little boo-boo face
Fm
Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo you make my fucking blutooth ache
D#º
You feeling blue too late
Cm
You make me wanna smurfing puke blue kool aid
Cm
Here's what you say to someone you hate
My life'd be so much better
Fm
If you just dropped dead (dead)
Cm
I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
Cm
And I thought... wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm
If you dropped dead (dead)
D#º
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
Cm
Better (better)
Cm
Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
Fm
Hop on the freeway, trying to get some time alone and just think
Cm
Then the cops pulled me over, but they let me go
Dº
Cause I told them I’m only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink
Cm
I'm back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
Fm
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on
D#º
Excuse the pun
Dº
But bitch you're such a broad statement
Cm
And I'm channeling my anger through every single station it's on
Cm
Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
Fm
Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
Cm
Who do you think you are?
Dº
Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off, and pick myself up off the carpet
Cm
But I'll never say the L-word again
Fm
I la-la-la-la
D#º
Lesbian!
Dº
Ah!
Cm
I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
Cm
My life would be so much better if you just
My life'd be so much better
Fm
If you just dropped dead (dead)
Cm
I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
Cm
And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm
If you dropped dead (dead)
D#º
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
Cm
Better (better)
Cm
Cause you told me
Fm
You'd love me
Cm
Forever
Dº Cm
Bitch, that was a lie
Fm
Now I never
D#º
Wanted someone to die
Dº Cm
So bad in my fucking life
Cm
But fuck it, there’s other fish in the sea
And I'mma have a whale of a time
Fm
Being a single sailor for the night
Cm
Bitch, on a scale of 1 to 10, shit
I must be the holy grail of catches
Dº
Hoe, I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great)
Cm
I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor, made for me
Fm
Say fuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
D#º
These bitches tryna get attached, but they're failing
Dº
To latch onto the tail
Cm
Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
Cm
Like I'm itching to get hitched... yeah, I'm rich as a bitch
Fm
But bitches ain't shit, and I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
Cm
Bitch, you complain when you listen to this
Dº
But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitching a bitch
Cm
That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
Fm
Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike
D#º
So all that love, shit, is null and void
Dº
Bitch I'm a droid
Cm
I avoid cupid stupid, if it wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
Cm
Oi, oi, oi
Fm
Man, oh, man
Cm
You boy, boy, boys getting sick at these girls, girls, girls
Dº
Oink, oink, oink, you fucking pigs, all you good boys doink, doink, doink
Cm
I got ninety nine problems and the bitch ain't one
Fm
She's all ninety nine of them, I need a machine gun
D#º
I take 'em all out
Dº
I hope you hear this song
Cm
And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack
Cm
And just drop dead
Cm
And I'mma throw a fucking party after this, cause yes!
My life'd be so much better
Fm
If you just dropped dead (I hate you!)
Cm
I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way!)
Cm
And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm
If you dropped dead (dead)
D#º
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
Cm
Better (better)
I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you