Tono: F
Introducción:
F A
I can't help being depressed
Dm
When I look down at my chest
C F
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent
F A
How can I ever compete With 34 double D's?
F A
And I'm rollin my eyes
Dm
When I look down at my thighs
C
They might as well tape everything that I eat,
F
to my legs.
I am too broke for the knife
A
Too lazy to exercise
Dm
But if I had hazel eyes
C
Maybe I could be fly.
F
If I had no cellulite
A
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Dm
Then maybe I
C
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
F
And if I had a small waist
A
I'd make the boys go insane
Dm
And maybe I
C
maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
C
So fly 3x
Now listen
F A
So basically all I need
Dm
Is to be everything but me
Colored contacts
C
Liposuction
And breast implants
F A
Somehow that don't make much sense
Dm
I must be out of my head
C
If I think, that I am governed by material things.
So I decided that I'm