Tono: D
Introducción: Dm
Dm
A man should call the toss
F
Wear the pants, and be the boss
C
A man should be the drink
Bb A
For his own damn sake
Dm
And men should the misters
F
And the masters of their sisters
C
A man should be the reason
Bb A
For a heart to break
Dm
A man should cut the lawn
F
Change the tire, mend the worn
C
A man should never wait
Bb A
To oil a rusting gate
Dm
Men should hold the key positions
F
In our country's great traditions
C
A man should put the food
Bb A
Upon the family plate
D
So, be moral
Don't quarrel
G A
Fair and square is best
D
Let me alert you
That virtue won't hurt you
B F# A
If you wear hair on your chest
G A D Bm
So always remember to follow the rules
G
Box clever
Em
And jocks never
A Dm
Hock another jock's tools
Dm
A man should wax a car
F
Fix a fuse, and tend the bar
C
A man should like his brow
Bb A
To be wet with sweat
Dm
Men should know the right occasions
F
To indulge in tax evasions
C
A man should know the settings
Bb A
That his spark plugs get
D G
Faggots are maggots
F# A D
Thank God I'm a man