Tono: E
Introducción:
E B
Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
A E
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
E B
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
A E
I was getting kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
E B
There was aphids on the lettuce and I ate every one
A E
And after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue
E B
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
A E
And the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat
E B
My stomach was tremblin' and I broke out in a rash
A E
I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash
E B
So I went and found a hose tore off all my clothes
A E
Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose
E B
Some old lady came along and she flat out was a freak
A E
So she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak
E B
I was lying there naked my body badly bruised
A E
In a pool of my own blood unconscious and confused
E B
When the cops came and got me and threw me in their van
A E
And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand
E B
They took me to the judge his eyes were glowing red
A E
The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead
E B
The sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws
A E
The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls
E B
The air was getting thick the smoke was getting thicker
A E
The judge read the verdict said Cut off his head
E B
Well they placed me on the altar they raised up the axe
A E
My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks
E B
I noticed all the smoke machines cameras and lights
A E
Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed
E B
The crew and the band playin' down below
A E
And I realized I was in a rock 'n' roll video
E B
So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour
A E
And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure
E B
I made out with the groupies started fires backstage
A E
Made a lot of money and I gave it all away
E B
Well the band got killed so I started a solo career
A E
And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer
E B
I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell
A E
Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in hell