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I looked in the mirror (what did you see looking at you)
I saw a nine stone weakling
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I opened my magazine (What did you see?)
I saw Mr. France (What did he have?)
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You you you you you
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So our hero goes down to the beach
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He's in real terrible shape
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His chick's been seen with big Alex
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That mother kicked sand in his face
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Now let me tell you about Alex
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He's got: Hands like hams Knees like trees
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200 lbs of surfboard Hurcules......
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Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
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I lost my girl down by the beach
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She's with Alex and she's out of reach
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So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
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I saw your body in an advert on T.V.
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But what convinced me was your money back guarantee
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Now I'm stronger than Alex
(Where is he now?)
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(In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose)
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Dynamic Tension waiting for you
Dynamic Tension make a man out of you