Tono: F#
Introducción: G D Em D G C G Am D G C Em Am G D G C
D F D G C F D G E A
D
Ringtone
G C D
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
G C G D
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)
B Em G C
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
G D Em C
Well, everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody)
G D C
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
D G
When my phone goes off at work I look like the biggest jerk
C Eb
Total strangers wanna slap me around
D G
When it's ringin' on the terrace my neighbors get embarrassed
C
They're beggin' me to move outta town
D G
Well, it made my wife so sick, she smashed my iPhone with a brick
C Eb
But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
D G
It's a pain, I sure don't need it, and I probably should delete it
C
But for me that would be crossin' the line
F C F
'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine
Hey, I paid good money for this...
D
Ringtone
G C D
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
G C G D
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?)
B Em G C
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
G D Em C
Well, everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody)
G D C G
Everybody in the world really hates my ri-i-ing-tone
G D Em C G D C G
D
Ringtone
G C
Ringtone
G D C G D
Ahh-ahh, ooh-ooh
G D
Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
Em C
Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)
G D
Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
Em C
Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
G D
All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
Em C
All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
G D
Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
E C
Every single person everywhere unanimously
G D Em C
Everybody (everybody), everybody (everybody)
G D
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
C
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