Tono: G
Introducción:
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My girlfriend don't love me no more,
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I'm trying my best but she wants more.
A#(pm) C(pm)
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I decided to make her some food.
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Well, I stood at the stove in the nude,
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I'm trying so hard to impress her,
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But in the kitchen I'm making a mess-er.
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My pasta's a huge disaster,
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She's not in a hurry to eat my curry,
D(let ring)
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I've got a new recipe,
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Maybe if he uses it, she'll love me.
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Oh postie please deliver,
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My sandwich to Jamie Oliver.
G F Em
That would be the best gift I could give her,
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If my sultana sandwich made it on the Naked Chef.
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(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Alright! Rocking out to the kids man! This is the impro bit)
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I can just see him now on his show,
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In between washing his car and riding his moped.
A#(pm) C(pm)
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Well, what we've a got now is this new recipe posted in from Merrick, yeah Merrick, yeah.
It's a sultana sandwich, you know, it's a bit weird. Bit like me, cause I'm a bit weird.
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Oh postie please deliver,
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My sandwich to Jamie Oliver.
G F Em
That would be the best gift I could give her,
D(let ring) F(lrt ring)
G
And we get Two Fat Ladies.