Tono:
Introducción:
[Intro: Chevy]
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[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot]
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My keyboard's like my heart
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It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
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I don't know what is wrong with me
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But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely (horny)
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I have trouble speaking to women
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Unless they're 2D or high definition
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Spend all my time on social media
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This is the state that I'm in
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[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot]
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My Twitter feed's like my brain
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'Cause I have it on dark mode
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Memorise everything she says
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So I can use it to guess her passcode
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She's beauty, she's grace
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She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face
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To try and get more sponsors
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To try and get more sponsors
[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
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But why don't you care?
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I have spent the past ten years of my life
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Making you prepared
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You're political enough but not contrary
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Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
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Give me a reason not to be on my knees
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The internet has ruined me
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[Verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
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Look, I know I must sound insane
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But that's part of the package
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If she can't handle me at my worst
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She don't deserve my mental baggage
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I know you want six foot four
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But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough
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To reach the high shelf, be your incel
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I think I might be a threat to myself
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A threat to myself
[Interlude]
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[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
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But why does she run?
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When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
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It feels like my ideas of affection
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Are based around artificial perfection
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I just want to appease
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The internet has ruined me
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[Outro: Wilbur Soot & amp Chevy]
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We used to sleep on call together
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We used to sleep on call together
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We used to sleep on call together
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We used to sleep on call together
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We used to sleep on call together
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We used to sleep on call together
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We used to sleep on call together
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We used to sleep